Ok, here's the story. On Idol, Adam Lambert (gay guy, good voice) and Kris Allen (straight guy, still good voice). On Idol, Kris rocked. He was way better than Adam then. Then, SHOCKINGLY, Kris won. I honestly thought Adam was gonna win, cuz everyone liked him. He kinda scares me. So then, Kris decides to go be a flippin' dumbass, and release his album at the EXACT SAME TIME AS ADAM'S!!!! IDIOT!!!! Then, Adam's album turns out AMAZING, and Kris's (long story short) sucks. I bet Idol just rigged the votes to get Kris to win just to "shake things up" a bit. Or, they didn't want Adam's gay guy controversy anywhere NEAR THEIR AURA!!!
Whatevs, though. Not like I care if they get rid of Simon. I hardly watched anyway.
METAPHORICAL FRUIT THROWING! (but some Disco Toast for Adam),
BirthdayBoy
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Albums You Should Get Before They Start To Suck
1. The Resistance by Muse
2. See Mystery Lights by YACHT
3. Kiss & Tell by Selena Gomez & The Scene (Sad, right? It's actually good!)
4. Contra by Vampire Weekend
5. Transference by Spoon
6. Wolfgang Amadaeus Phoenix by Phoenix
7. Save Me, San Francisco by Train
8. Swoon by Silversun Pickups
9. For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert (Kris sucks now! See my post about it!)
10. BLACKsummer's Night by Maxwell
2. See Mystery Lights by YACHT
3. Kiss & Tell by Selena Gomez & The Scene (Sad, right? It's actually good!)
4. Contra by Vampire Weekend
5. Transference by Spoon
6. Wolfgang Amadaeus Phoenix by Phoenix
7. Save Me, San Francisco by Train
8. Swoon by Silversun Pickups
9. For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert (Kris sucks now! See my post about it!)
10. BLACKsummer's Night by Maxwell
Anyone watch the CCAs?
Oh, yeah, that's me, just trying to be cool by abbreviating EVERYTHING! Seriously, though, did ANYONE watch the MTV Critic's Choice Awards? No? Didn't think so. But let me just clue you in...
Basically, that one chick who played Glinda from Wicked: The Musical in the New York show hosted it, and tried to be hilarious (and did a pretty damn good job of it, too.) but none of the fancy critics even chuckled! I felt really bad for her, and wanted to jump on the stage and be all, "C'MON PEOPLE! LAUGH! LIVE A FRICKIN' LITTLE!" That would've been fairly satisfying.
Also, AVATAR (aka, the bestest movie EVER!) didn't win best movie of 2009. I pretty much lost interest at that exact moment. It had like, it's own section of awards, though. That MTV voice was like, "Avatar, receives the award for best cinematography, best visual effects, best (insert award here)" I'm not sure if they won those awards. Those were merely examples.
So, in conclusion the freakin' HURT LOCKER won movie of the year. Woohoo. Yay. *throws metaphorical confetti and bakes everyone disco toast*
Whoa. I just lost myself there for a second.
Disappointized,
BBBJ (see, I'm cool with abbreviations!)
Basically, that one chick who played Glinda from Wicked: The Musical in the New York show hosted it, and tried to be hilarious (and did a pretty damn good job of it, too.) but none of the fancy critics even chuckled! I felt really bad for her, and wanted to jump on the stage and be all, "C'MON PEOPLE! LAUGH! LIVE A FRICKIN' LITTLE!" That would've been fairly satisfying.
Also, AVATAR (aka, the bestest movie EVER!) didn't win best movie of 2009. I pretty much lost interest at that exact moment. It had like, it's own section of awards, though. That MTV voice was like, "Avatar, receives the award for best cinematography, best visual effects, best (insert award here)" I'm not sure if they won those awards. Those were merely examples.
So, in conclusion the freakin' HURT LOCKER won movie of the year. Woohoo. Yay. *throws metaphorical confetti and bakes everyone disco toast*
Whoa. I just lost myself there for a second.
Disappointized,
BBBJ (see, I'm cool with abbreviations!)
Movies I Want To See But Can't (I don't have that kind of time!)
1. The Lovely Bones (Saorise Ronan)
2. Up in the Air (George Clooney and ANNA KENDRICK!!!)
3. Precious (based on 'Push' by Sapphire)
4. The Hangover
5. Edge of Darkness (Mel Gibson)
Plus, my parents won't let me see half of 'em!
2. Up in the Air (George Clooney and ANNA KENDRICK!!!)
3. Precious (based on 'Push' by Sapphire)
4. The Hangover
5. Edge of Darkness (Mel Gibson)
Plus, my parents won't let me see half of 'em!
Ke$ha's Fame Down the Drain
As many of us know by now, Ke$ha has her album "Animal" out. While I am a fan of Tik Tok and Party @ a Rich Dude's House, I listened to the rest of her album and I could quote unquote "literally hear her fifteen seconds of fame counting down." I quoted from some guy on Metacritic. Personally, I think it's hilarious when at the bridge of the song "TIk Tok" when she's live, she doesn't even sing. She just yells, "IM KESHA!!!" funny haha! I've gotta admit, though, I can see some guy from Metacritic's reasoning. I mean, practically half of her songs about being drunk and partying and being naked. I was thinking, 'Wow, someone has a pointless life.' We'll let her have her fame, and when she has her second studio album out, (surprise, surprise) WE'LL TOTALLY IGNORE HER!!!
Shockified,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack
Shockified,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack
Friday, January 8, 2010
Snow
Well, it's been snowing a lot lately, and frankly, I'm not sure I like it that much. Everyone's always happy-happy joy-joy when it first starts snowing, but then you turn around one morning, and somehow the snow turned into the gross mush that is in no way fun. And, when it's too cold to even lay a finger outside, you have to stay inside and like, meditate, via TV marathon. Eventually, you eat and fall asleep, then you wake up the next morning with no food/ exercise and BAM! Congratulations, you're officially Buddha.
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