Zip It Up, Rihanna!

God, Rihanna has had so many issues lately. First, Chris Brown beats her up (but she is still dating him somehow), then her new album goes all dark and scary, and now the zipper on her dress kept her from performing on time on Good Morning America! (Maybe she was replacing Lambert, haha!) I don't even know why I'm writing about this, because I sound like a paparazzi-type news reporter desperately looking for something remotely exciting. Whatever. I guess I just sort of feel bad for her, considering her boyfriend is a psycho.