Your Baby Can Read

Wow, your six month old can read. That's amazing and everything, but that's kind of scary. Really. Seriously, go onto YouTube sometime and look up your baby can read. What has this world come to!?!? Babies aren't meant to read! We're not ready for that!!!! Ahhhhh!!!!!

Scaritized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

Back to School Battles

Wow, school is already back after the break. I'm pretty pissed. I mean, how am I supposed to blog with all that homework?

THANKS-CHRISTMAS!

Happy Thanksgiving everybody-

Here's how mine went.

Everybody lined up and got food. Yum. Then, skipped the rest and went to Christmas and decorated gingerbread cookies and then had chocolate funnel cake instead of leftover turkey for dessert. I am so lucky.

Yummitized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

OMG, Hilarious in Space

NASA has an article on their website introducing the "tweet of the year from space." I cracked up at this. We're running out of awards. "Tweet of the year from space?!?" Maybe it was just "tweet of the year", but even then, why does Twitter get an award? What next, awesomest MySpace page? That'd be interesting.

Tweetized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

Awesome App of the Day

The BirthdayBoy Awesomest App of the Day (as in iPhone app) is Fling (Free). Download it!

Blogger App for iPhone and iPod Touch

Blogger App for iPhone and iPod Touch

Hey, click the link to learn about the Blogger (website I used to make BirthdayBoy) iPhone/iPod Touch app. Make your own blog, or follow BirthdayBoy!

Zip It Up, Rihanna!

God, Rihanna has had so many issues lately. First, Chris Brown beats her up (but she is still dating him somehow), then her new album goes all dark and scary, and now the zipper on her dress kept her from performing on time on Good Morning America! (Maybe she was replacing Lambert, haha!) I don't even know why I'm writing about this, because I sound like a paparazzi-type news reporter desperately looking for something remotely exciting. Whatever. I guess I just sort of feel bad for her, considering her boyfriend is a psycho.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thanksgiving is almost upon us, and the time for awesome turkey and chocolate funnel cakes (if you're me) is near. So, keep reading BirthdayBoyBikeJack and be grateful for all the idiot entertainers of this generation.

Nice move, Adam!

Okay, please void my post about how much of an idiot Kris Allen was for releasing his album at the same time as Adam Lambert. Because, Idol runner-up Adam decided it would be just a fabulous idea to make out with a guy during the American Music Awards. So now, his Good Morning America performance was cancelled. Ha ha, Adam. You came out of the closet too early. I always liked Kris better anyway.

Haha-ized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

BirthdayBoyBookJack

Hello-

I'm coming out with a book of short stories! I'll keep everyone posted.

Bookized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

Hello!

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Nice Planning Job, Kris.

Okay, so as many now know, both Kris Allen and Adam Lambert have finally come out with an album. I mean, seriously. Idol ended a liftime ago! Anyway, Adam's "For Your Entertainment" is way more popualar than Kris's "Kris Allen." If your a real person, you would've thought the opposite. Kris won, anyway! So, I believe that this is just all bad planning on Kris and Jive Record's part. They knew beforehand that Adam's album is coming out the same time that Kris's album is supposed to be out! Seriously, wait until Adam and his gay guys that stalk him die down, and THEN let Kris completely take over the latest version of iTunes! Not only is Adam's album coming out, but Kris's album came out the same day as John Mayer's "Battle Studies", Leona Lewis's "Echo", AND 50 Cent's "Before I Self Destruct!" (Finally, by the way.) Really, Kris, really? The funniest part is that Kris said, "I didn't try out for "Idol" to be number one on iTunes." Well, check it out buddy, YOU'RE NOT!

Krisitized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

BirthdayBoy's Top 10 Songs of the Month

1. Tik Tok- Ke$ha
2. We Have All We've Ever Wanted- YACHT
3. Bad Romance- Lady GaGa
4. Fireflies- Owl City
5. D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)- Jay-Z
6. Whatcha Say- Jason Derulo
7. Funhouse- P!nk
8. Meet Me On The Equinox- Death Cab For Cutie
9. Uprising- Muse
10. She Wolf- Shakira

Guess who wants the Motorola Droid?

I do. I saw the commercial for that phone, and I fell in love with it. It was so shiny, so black, so...inhuman. (I know that makes a lot of sense.)

Droid-ized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

The Fame....MONSTER!!!!

Similarly to Justin Bieber, The Fame Monster DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE AN ALBUM. Just because you throw a bunch of other songs onto an eight-track EP from the previous release and call it the "Deluxe Version" does not make it an album, much less a "Deluxe" album. Lady GaGa is still awesome, but I was disappointed by The Fame Monster. She can do so much better. Just take a look at Paparazzi.

MONSTERIZED!,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

Who do you think you are, Justin?

Justin Bieber thinks he's so cool. Too bad he sounds like a GIRL WHEN HE SINGS ABOUT GIRLS! That's gotta be illegal. The album he just came out by him, My World, is not an album. It is an EP, because there are 8 SONGS! And like, five of them already came out before the released.

Anti-Bieber-tized,
BirthdayBoyBikeJack

NEW MOON!

Wow, New Moon finally came out, and I loved it. I went to go see it with a few of my friends and I got to meet Kellan Lutz (Emmett) before seeing it! I feel so lucky. He signed my copy of Eclipse, and I should've brought New Moon for him to sign, but I thought I was going to meet Jasper! Grrr! So pissed off. Oh well. It was an amazing movie, it was like fifty billion times better than Twilight. Thank you Summit for cutting Catherine loose! Twilight could have been so much better if only we'd found Chris first! I'm sort of scared now though, because Summit's switching directors AGAIN. Eclipse had better be better than the book was at the very least.

Twilitized,

BirthdayBoyBikeJack